The Most Serene Republic of Sanacjonista Polska is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Christopher Jaraczewski with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.391 billion Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Polish economy, worth 59.1 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,494 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Life is short but human kindness is endless, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanacjonista Polska's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Sanacjonista Polska is ranked 225,969^th in the world and 908^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.