by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,312th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,050th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,330th
The WTF of
Corrupt Dictatorship
What the hell
Duke and Provisional Executive
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.892 billion

LeaderDonald Johnson


The WTF of Sanabel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Johnson with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.892 billion Sanabelese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanabelese economy, worth 933 trillion Habaneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,442 Habaneroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, getting a haircut is a punishable offence, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanabel's national animal is the Kirby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sanabel is ranked 101,093rd in the world and 5th in Confederacy of the North for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 210.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,312thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,330thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,722ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,310thMost Secular: 5,629thSafest: 5,640thLargest Governments: 6,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,438thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,768thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,965thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,941stMost Authoritarian: 11,251stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,665thHighest Economic Output: 12,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,039thHighest Average Incomes: 15,454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,163rd

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