by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,214th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,131st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,532nd
The WTF of
Corrupt Dictatorship
What the hell
Duke and Provisional Executive
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.662 billion

LeaderDonald Johnson


The WTF of Sanabel is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Donald Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.662 billion Sanabelese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanabelese economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion Habaneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,841 Habaneroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, getting a haircut is a punishable offence, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanabel's national animal is the Kirby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sanabel is ranked 6,168th in the world and 2nd in Confederacy of the North for Safest, scoring 125.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,214thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,532ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,384thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,158thSafest: 6,168thLargest Governments: 6,518thMost Secular: 6,674thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,457thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,643rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,035thHighest Economic Output: 11,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,774thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,992ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,246thHighest Average Incomes: 16,196thMost Authoritarian: 16,491stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,171stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,432nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel lost WA Delegate status in Confederacy of the North.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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