by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,169th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,125th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,424th
The WTF of
Corrupt Dictatorship
What the hell
Duke and Provisional Executive
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.993 billion

LeaderDonald Johnson


The WTF of Sanabel is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Johnson with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.993 billion Sanabelese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanabelese economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Habaneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 137,466 Habaneroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, getting a haircut is a punishable offence, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanabel's national animal is the Kirby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sanabel is ranked 6,096th in the world and 2nd in Confederacy of the North for Safest, scoring 125.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,169thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,424thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,243rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,947thMost Secular: 6,073rdSafest: 6,096thLargest Governments: 6,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,809thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,204thHighest Economic Output: 11,043rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,399thMost Authoritarian: 13,244thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,724th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel lost WA Delegate status in Confederacy of the North.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.
  • : Sanabel altered its national flag.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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