The Free Land of San Vino is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 525 million San Vinoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Vino City. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving San Vinoan economy, worth 42.6 trillion vinoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,213 vinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Food shipments to Brasilistan have been replaced with DIY fishing rods and unintelligible instruction manuals, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Vino's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Vino is ranked 29,420^th in the world and 1,328^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,784.66 on the Societal Mobility Rating.