The Grand Duchy of San Sasnakra is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke Earl with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 39.897 billion San Sasnakrans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petite Roche. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient San Sasnakran economy, worth an astonishing 11,825 trillion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 296,389 Ducats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,109,802 per year while the poor average 55,378, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, the fattest folk in San Sasnakra look to be the happiest ones, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. San Sasnakra's national animal is the Razorback Hog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Sasnakra is ranked 3,132^nd in the world and 1^st in Sasnakra for Highest Average Incomes, with 296,389.61 Standard Monetary Units.