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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,444thMost Influential: 6,398thLargest Retail Industry: 7,529th
The Democratic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long Live the Democratic Republic
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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San Orono

Population819 million

CapitalCalabasas

Currencyeuro
Animaltiger

The Democratic Republic of San Orono is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 819 million San Oronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calabasas. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The all-consuming San Oronian economy, worth 85.8 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,752 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches), prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Orono's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Orono is ranked 48,193rd in the world and 1,662nd in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,883 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,444thMost Influential: 6,398thLargest Retail Industry: 7,529thLargest Mining Sector: 9,124thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,471stFattest Citizens: 9,947thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,865thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,074thMost Avoided: 12,168thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,402ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,452nd
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Most Influential: 75th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 205th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 384th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 413th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 463rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 504th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 528th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 557th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 625th in the regionMost Avoided: 646th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 682nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : San Orono's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : San Orono was endorsed by The Third Assembly of Frinotonia.
  • : San Orono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : San Orono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in San Orono, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in San Orono, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in San Orono, religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches).
  • : Following new legislation in San Orono, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : San Orono voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".
  • : San Orono voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standards On Police Accountability".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Lukatonia, Wymondham, and Frinotonia.

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