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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 349thSmartest Citizens: 367th
The Republic of
Capitalizt
With Determination Comes Power
Influence
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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San Mazer

Population11.805 billion

CapitalEsteiro
LeaderTito Rodriguez

CurrencySan Mazer Dollar
Animaloctopus

The Republic of San Mazer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tito Rodriguez with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.805 billion Mazerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esteiro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mazerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,604 trillion San Mazer Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 390,027 San Mazer Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Mazerian ambassadors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. San Mazer's national animal is the octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Mazer is ranked 44,033rd in the world and 687th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,236.54 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 349thSmartest Citizens: 367thHighest Food Quality: 442ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 461stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 532ndMost Inclusive: 554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 570thMost Secular: 581stMost Efficient Economies: 583rdHealthiest Citizens: 589thMost Developed: 649thLargest Information Technology Sector: 700thLongest Average Lifespans: 738thLargest Publishing Industry: 801stMost Cultured: 810thHighest Average Incomes: 889thRudest Citizens: 1,070thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,747thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,834thLowest Crime Rates: 2,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,148thLargest Retail Industry: 2,157thLargest Governments: 2,260thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,443rdMost Influential: 2,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,303rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,709thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,817thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,302ndNicest Citizens: 4,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,313thMost Pacifist: 5,527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,830thSafest: 6,541stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,067thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,670thBest Weather: 8,966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,938thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,143rdMost Patriotic: 16,982ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,740thHighest Drug Use: 22,249th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionNicest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Populations: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 288th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 294th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 307th in the regionMost Patriotic: 317th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 465th in the regionMost Stationary: 477th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in San Mazer, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Mazerian ambassadors.
  • : San Mazer voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Toxic Heavy Metals Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in San Mazer, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in San Mazer, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in San Mazer, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in San Mazer, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in San Mazer, preservative-laden Mazerian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : San Mazer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in San Mazer, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in San Mazer, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".

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