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Most Influential: 2,526thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,577thMost Pacifist: 4,991st
The Holy Kingdom of
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Economy
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San Lorentino

Population2.942 billion

CapitalAreto
LeaderRM Giorgio Poponi and BM Don Severino
FaithSallorese Christianity

Currencychimera
Animalwild boar

The Holy Kingdom of San Lorentino is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by RM Giorgio Poponi and BM Don Severino with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 2.942 billion salloresi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Areto. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient sallorese economy, worth 361 trillion chimeras a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,732 chimeras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and pet rocks are sold by the pound. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Lorentino's national animal is the wild boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sallorese Christianity.

San Lorentino is ranked 8,400th in the world and 154th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 129 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 2,526thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,577thMost Pacifist: 4,991stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,370thNicest Citizens: 7,663rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,697thSafest: 7,886thHighest Food Quality: 8,085thBest Weather: 8,251stMost Cultured: 8,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,903rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,182ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,291stMost Inclusive: 9,361stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,546thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,865thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,700thMost Developed: 11,886thSmartest Citizens: 14,573rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,877thLowest Crime Rates: 19,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,499thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,655thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,698thHighest Disposable Incomes: 27,829thMost Devout: 28,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,442ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 30,089th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 74th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionMost Devout: 142nd in the regionSafest: 143rd in the region

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