Population | 2.942 billion |
Capital | Areto |
Leader | RM Giorgio Poponi and BM Don Severino |
Faith | Sallorese Christianity |
Currency | chimera |
Animal | wild boar |
The Holy Kingdom of San Lorentino is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by RM Giorgio Poponi and BM Don Severino with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 2.942 billion salloresi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Areto. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient sallorese economy, worth 361 trillion chimeras a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,732 chimeras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anti-government web sites are springing up, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and pet rocks are sold by the pound. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Lorentino's national animal is the wild boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sallorese Christianity.
San Lorentino is ranked 8,400th in the world and 154th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 129 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : San Lorentino altered its national flag.
- : San Lorentino altered its national flag.
- : San Lorentino altered its national flag.
- : San Lorentino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : San Lorentino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : San Lorentino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : San Lorentino's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : San Lorentino relocated from Balder to Europe.
- : San Lorentino was refounded in Balder.
- : San Lorentino ceased to exist in Europe.