The Republic of San Jose Guayabal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Johanna Rivadeneira with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.858 billion Guayabalenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Roblar. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Guayabalense economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion Lunas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,432 Lunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, Formula One cars in San Jose Guayabal boast 56 miles per gallon, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime is totally unknown. San Jose Guayabal's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.

San Jose Guayabal is ranked 262,827^th in the world and 6,655^th in Osiris for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -36.06 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.