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Most Cheerful Citizens: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 455thNicest Citizens: 930th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Por Nuestro Futuro
Johanna Rivadeneira
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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San Jose Guayabal

Population12.858 billion

CapitalEl Roblar
LeaderJohanna Rivadeneira


The Republic of San Jose Guayabal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Johanna Rivadeneira with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.858 billion Guayabalenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Roblar. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Guayabalense economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion Lunas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,432 Lunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, Formula One cars in San Jose Guayabal boast 56 miles per gallon, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime is totally unknown. San Jose Guayabal's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.

San Jose Guayabal is ranked 262,827th in the world and 6,655th in Osiris for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -36.06 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 455thNicest Citizens: 930thMost Pacifist: 999thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,038thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,484thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,508thBest Weather: 1,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,679thMost Cultured: 1,831stSmartest Citizens: 2,223rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,257thHighest Food Quality: 2,293rdMost Inclusive: 2,579thTop
Most Developed: 2,659thMost Efficient Economies: 3,080thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,302ndLargest Governments: 4,410thSafest: 5,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,940thLowest Crime Rates: 6,009thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,206thHighest Economic Output: 7,436thHighest Average Incomes: 8,230thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,362ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,100thTop
Most Patriotic: 14,073rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,870thMost Secular: 16,457thLargest Populations: 25,278th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 70th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 80th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 210th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 231st in the regionSafest: 261st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 278th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 280th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 302nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 309th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 339th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 383rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 393rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 532nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 641st in the regionNudest: 659th in the region

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