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Most Cheerful Citizens: 161st Most Advanced Public Education: 349th Nicest Citizens: 466th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Por Nuestro Futuro
Johanna Rivadeneira
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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San Jose Guayabal

Population10.621 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderJohanna Rivadeneira
FaithChristianism

CurrencyLuna
AnimalCondor

The Republic of San Jose Guayabal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Johanna Rivadeneira with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 10.621 billion Guayabalenses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Guayabalense economy, worth a remarkable 2,046 trillion Lunas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,725 Lunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime is totally unknown. San Jose Guayabal's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.

San Jose Guayabal is ranked 155,370th in the world and 66th in Esportiva for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 161stMost Advanced Public Education: 349thNicest Citizens: 466thMost Pacifist: 749thMost Compassionate Citizens: 870thLargest Welfare Programs: 870thMost Developed: 1,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,117thBest Weather: 1,199thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,315thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,367thMost Cultured: 1,550thMost Inclusive: 1,584thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,755thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,864thMost Efficient Economies: 2,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,129thLargest Governments: 3,531stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,692ndSafest: 4,885thLowest Crime Rates: 5,075thHighest Economic Output: 5,791stHighest Average Incomes: 6,437thHealthiest Citizens: 7,850thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,276thNudest: 14,362ndMost Secular: 14,472nd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : San Jose Guayabal lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • : San Jose Guayabal's influence in Esportiva rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in San Jose Guayabal, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
  • : Following new legislation in San Jose Guayabal, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in San Jose Guayabal, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : San Jose Guayabal lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • : San Jose Guayabal lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • : San Jose Guayabal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in San Jose Guayabal, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in San Jose Guayabal, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.

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