The Aguanist Monarchy of San Jimenez is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lucas Canone with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.653 billion Jimeneans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Teran. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The powerhouse Jimenean economy, worth 545 trillion Gendrites a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,938 Gendrites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, a third of Jimeneans are e-certified CEOs, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Jimenez's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

San Jimenez is ranked 27,243^rd in the world and 62^nd in The Western Isles for Most Pacifist, with 113.27 Cheeks Turned Per Day.