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Most Efficient Economies: 563rd Least Corrupt Governments: 2,317th Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,125th
The Old Empirical United Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Wobbly Wubbly Wob
Sir Lifeless
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Lifeless with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.841 billion San Janosoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Canaproru. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Janosoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,870 trillion San Janoso Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,633 San Janoso Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. San Janoso's national animal is the Wepandoruthalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Janoso is ranked 142,050th in the world and 44th in Pax Britannia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.14 Obesity Rate.

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Most Efficient Economies: 563rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,317thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,632ndMost Influential: 3,769thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,055thMost Developed: 4,574thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,623rdHighest Economic Output: 4,806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,817thMost Secular: 4,871stBest Weather: 4,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,006thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,015thSafest: 5,578thHealthiest Citizens: 5,931stSmartest Citizens: 6,190thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,713thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,092ndTop
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Nudest: 7,903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,257thMost Pacifist: 8,418thLargest Populations: 8,464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,496thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,097thMost Cultured: 11,683rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,955thHighest Average Incomes: 12,082ndNicest Citizens: 13,853rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,933rdMost Stationary: 15,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,089th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : San Janoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in San Janoso, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in San Janoso, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in San Janoso, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in San Janoso, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : San Janoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in San Janoso, foreign musicians that Sir Lifeless dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in San Janoso, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in San Janoso, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in San Janoso, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBSJ Governor goes house hunting.

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