The Commonwealth of San Carlos Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kennedy Piątek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.126 billion San Carlos Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Carlos City. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient San Carlos Islander economy, worth 842 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,277 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. San Carlos Islands's national animal is the Kermode bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Secularism.

San Carlos Islands is ranked 3,419^th in the world and 13^th in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 19,812.55 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.