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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,685th Largest Black Market: 4,760th Most Beautiful Environments: 5,138th
The Mother Trucker of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Eyes and ears open, black stacks smokin' since 2003
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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San Cannabis

Population16.068 billion

CapitalFort McMoney
LeaderJoe Canada
FaithCasholism

CurrencyMetallica
AnimalMarijuanna Leaf

The Mother Trucker of San Cannabis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Canada with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.068 billion San Cannibites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McMoney. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The powerhouse San Cannabisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Metallicas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 74,674 Metallicas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Cannabis's national animal is the Marijuanna Leaf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Casholism.

San Cannabis is ranked 18,446th in the world and 13th in Hippy Haven for Most Developed, scoring 76.95 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,685thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,760thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,138thBest Weather: 5,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,780thMost Influential: 7,066thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,272ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,513thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,520thLargest Populations: 8,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,349thMost Cultured: 10,586thHighest Economic Output: 11,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,906thSafest: 13,023rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,983rdMost Secular: 14,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,566th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : San Cannabis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : San Cannabis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : San Cannabis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : San Cannabis's influence in Hippy Haven rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : San Cannabis's influence in Hippy Haven fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : San Cannabis's influence in Hippy Haven rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : San Cannabis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in San Cannabis, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in San Cannabis, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : San Cannabis was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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Endorsements Received: 5 » St Stephen n Critters, Matthewstownville, Smorkf, Makiland, and Rihooka.

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