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Most Influential: 2,742ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,774th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
United To The Stars
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San Calia

Population7.292 billion

CapitalSolana Beach
LeaderSalvatore DeCel

CurrencyCali Coins

The Kingdom of San Calia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Salvatore DeCel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.292 billion San Calians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solana Beach. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient San Calian economy, worth 272 trillion Cali Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,371 Cali Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Calia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Calia is ranked 238,531st in the world and 322nd in Anteria for Most Patriotic, with 1.91 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 2,742ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,774thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,373rdTop
Most Stationary: 17,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,057th
Most Stationary: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the region

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