The I did nothing wrong of Samusia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.112 billion Samusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.0%.

The thriving Samusian economy, worth 393 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,377 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samusia's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Samusia is ranked 165,055^th in the world and 1,621^st in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.71 law-abiding acts per hour.