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Most Influential: 95thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 181st
The Mercantile Coalition League of
Father Knows Best State
Wub a lub a dub dub
Emperor Samual I
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Samuelstani

Population9.93 billion

CapitalSvastian City
LeaderEmperor Samual I
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyPuppy
AnimalEmperor Penguin

The Mercantile Coalition League of Samuelstani is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Samual I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.93 billion Samuelstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svastian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Samuelstanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,652 trillion Puppies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 468,563 Puppies, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, nations that kill a Samuelstanian can expect a strongly worded letter, the country is littered with broken homes, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samuelstani's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Samuelstani is ranked 196th in the world and 1st in Europeia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 23,302.42 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 95thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 196thLargest Retail Industry: 258thMost Cultured: 279thHighest Average Incomes: 353rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 362ndMost Corrupt Governments: 478thHighest Disposable Incomes: 604thLargest Black Market: 760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802ndMost Beautiful Environments: 862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,198thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,244thMost Efficient Economies: 1,325thSmartest Citizens: 1,710thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,721stHighest Economic Output: 1,786thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,895thMost Developed: 1,910thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,035thLargest Governments: 2,148thMost Devout: 2,363rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,407thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,427thLowest Crime Rates: 3,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,261stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,497thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,579thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,871stBest Weather: 5,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,004thHealthiest Citizens: 6,082ndMost Stationary: 7,466thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,193rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,522ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,987thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,431stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,512thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,840thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,907thMost Inclusive: 16,964th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 69th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionBest Weather: 72nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Samuelstani was endorsed by The Empire of Saint Ionsciste.
  • : Samuelstani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, nations that kill a Samuelstanian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Samuelstani voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Aurelia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, the Samuelstanian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Samuelstanian Liberator".

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