The Mercantile Coalition League of Samuelstani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Samual I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 20.688 billion Samuelstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svastian City. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Samuelstanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,876 trillion Puppies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 429,087 Puppies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick Emperor Penguins for amusement, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samuelstani's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Samuelstani is ranked 130,699^th in the world and 421^st in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 798.78 milliStalins.