Population | 11.234 billion |
Capital | Palembang |
Leader | Mangkubumi Muhammad |
Currency | Kupang |
Animal | Samuderan Tiger |
The Crowned Federation of Samudera Darussalam is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mangkubumi Muhammad with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.234 billion Samuderans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palembang. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Samuderan economy, worth a remarkable 3,331 trillion Kupangs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 296,564 Kupangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samudera Darussalam's national animal is the Samuderan Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Samudera Darussalam is ranked 5,458th in the world and 2nd in Mandalanusa for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 17,057.37 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, Samuderan Tiger is one of the most popular forenames in Samudera Darussalam.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, all you have to do is pray to get into Samudera Darussalam.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.