The Crowned Federation of Samudera Darussalam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mangkubumi Muhammad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.267 billion Samuderans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palembang. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Samuderan economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion Kupangs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 297,165 Kupangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samudera Darussalam's national animal is the Samuderan Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Samudera Darussalam is ranked 276,078^th in the world and 26^th in Mandalanusa for Fattest Citizens, with 1.49 Obesity Rate.