Population | 11.267 billion |
Capital | Palembang |
Leader | Mangkubumi Muhammad |
Currency | Kupang |
Animal | Samuderan Tiger |
The Crowned Federation of Samudera Darussalam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mangkubumi Muhammad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.267 billion Samuderans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palembang. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Samuderan economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion Kupangs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 297,165 Kupangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samudera Darussalam's national animal is the Samuderan Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Samudera Darussalam is ranked 276,078th in the world and 26th in Mandalanusa for Fattest Citizens, with 1.49 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
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Samudera Darussalam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, "Mangkubumi Muhammad got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Following new legislation in
Samudera Darussalam, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.