The Federation of Samoreubia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sam Watson with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.114 billion Samoreubians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of STWville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Samoreubian economy, worth 130 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 117,195 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 540,716 per year while the poor average 15,354, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, behind every local dictator is a Samoreubian advisor whispering in their ear, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Samoreubia's national animal is the badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Samoreubia is ranked 237,890^th in the world and 10,050^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -7.07 on the Societal Mobility Rating.