The Imperial State of Samonaemia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Samonafru I with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 23.56 billion Samonaemians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samo-Par. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Samonaemian economy, worth a remarkable 8,119 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 344,643 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Emperor Samonafru I's wardrobe, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samonaemia's national animal is the Northern Feathered Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Samonami.

Samonaemia is ranked 71,659^th in the world and 265^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,585.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.