The Imperial State of Samonaemia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Samonafru I with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.775 billion Samonaemians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samo-Par. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Samonaemian economy, worth a remarkable 4,599 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 311,309 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samonaemia's national animal is the northern feathered dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Samonamism.

Samonaemia is ranked 7,126^th in the world and 105^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,389.85 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.