The Imperial State of Samonaemia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Samonafru I with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.872 billion Samonaemians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samo-Par. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Samonaemian economy, worth a remarkable 5,923 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 313,887 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, and fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samonaemia's national animal is the Northern Feathered Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Samonamism.

Samonaemia is ranked 8,089^th in the world and 75^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 32,377.9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.