by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,454thMost Influential: 2,379thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,163rd
The Grand Krai of
Democratic Socialists
I just think itís neat.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.697 billion

FaithFemboy Thighs


The Grand Krai of Samofia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Astolfo with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.697 billion Samofians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uropapolis. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Samofian economy, worth 214 trillion Samis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,645 Samis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samofia's national animal is the Gralk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Femboy Thighs.

Samofia is ranked 28,733rd in the world and 897th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,815.09 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,454thMost Influential: 2,379thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,228thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,633rdMost Pacifist: 10,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,098thNicest Citizens: 11,682ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,160thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,019thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,218thHealthiest Citizens: 15,255thLowest Crime Rates: 15,619thMost Inclusive: 16,795thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,837thMost Income Equality: 17,800thSafest: 18,690thMost Developed: 19,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,242ndSmartest Citizens: 21,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,040thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,826thBest Weather: 22,931stMost Cultured: 23,747th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 259th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 260th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 297th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 369th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 391st in the regionMost Pacifist: 408th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 418th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 447th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 449th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 450th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 454th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 484th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 519th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 530th in the regionMost Developed: 559th in the regionMost Inclusive: 602nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 651st in the regionSafest: 660th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Cultured: 696th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 711th in the regionBest Weather: 744th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 753rd in the regionLargest Governments: 761st in the regionMost Income Equality: 768th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 826th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Samofia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Samofia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
  • : Samofia was endorsed by The Republic of Populaa.
  • : Samofia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Samofia was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
  • : Following new legislation in Samofia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Samofia, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Samofia, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Samofia, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Samofia, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 152 » Drystar, Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Aumeltopia, Erinor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Marinho Islands, Bartonia Nova, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Jehenna, Auphelia, Tsunamy, Qvait, New Briantown, Corgitopiaa, Volaworand, Crystal Creation, Land Without Shrimp, Phanama, Tepertopia, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Nowa Europa, Ebonhand, Bleakfoot, Kandorith, Andinla, Tsvetania, Purple Hyacinth, West Pastafaria, House Ahsanul, Great Andora, Wehraboos, Farengeto, New Goldman, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Kiasu-ism, Rabbitz, Darakin, Nova Montron, Antarctic Empires, United States of Alexia, Belschaft, Si-topia, Royaltica, Rebel-topia, Apartment 11F, Ancient Slobovia, Berlana, Shefino, and 102 others.The Solar System Scope, Bod Wareenaland, Blaash, Yellunstryer, Curlyhoward, Fighting Kawi Ninja, The Two Jerseys, USNE2018, North Kanuckistan, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Western Fardelshufflestein, Sthalrim, Three Rivia Levr, Abyssal Phantasm, Seliyan progressive Islands, Kholdan, Abarri, Japanese Federal Republic, Walloonia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Canmore, Avalonica, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Myness, The United Expanse, Pax Dracon, RestartAll, Lioniel, Eskvenn, Maerist, Rotenaplistan, Hypersensible Crybabies, Anserisa, Sanden, The Plebeian States, Euro Pacifica, Noire Denholm, Drazilazi, St Oaks, Steampunk Engineers, Ridehale, Sapientiano, Bergenu, Beepee, The West Valley Mountains, Sandaoguo, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, WI SD EA D, Los Lonley Boys, Direwolf1, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Privatore, Zaelith, HUElavia, Tughampton, Calistan, Aurcania, Cuuldere, North Catimestistrianes, Escevola, Martzian, Baltenlands, FreeFishers, The Imperial Frost Federation, Transtemporal Shifts, Ralphburg, Wakandan Tribes, Zataras, Kingpins, Blondiesland, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Holota, Treir, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Honey Cake, Qawe, The Altan, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Tioloman, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Doge Land, LadyRebels, Proctethia, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Sedunn, Dereistic, Ceutalia, Gonrati, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, and Ipugao.

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