Population | 3.783 billion |
Capital | Samtown |
Leader | Saam |
Currency | Bitgold |
Animal | Cat |
The Confederacy of Samgreat2 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saam with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 3.783 billion Samgreatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samtown. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Samgreatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Bitgolds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,406 Bitgolds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Saam's childhood, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat2's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Samgreat2 is ranked 271,172nd in the world and 186th in Declansburg for Most Extreme, scoring 7.68 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Saam's childhood.
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
- : Samgreat2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Catball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Samgreat2, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation.