The Illustrious Realms of Samasbhi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rādnya Ārkaeya with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.053 billion Samasbh are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agnimitrā. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Waseyan economy, worth a remarkable 4,566 trillion Samas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,769 Samas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Waseyan satellites can detect it, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samasbhi's national animal is the Kusaran Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Syndavi.

Samasbhi is ranked 3,888^th in the world and 63^rd in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 90.1 flags saluted per person per day.