The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Samantha Prudence Thida H with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.758 billion Samantha's Minions are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorious Home of Samantha - Upper Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Samantha's Minion economy, worth a remarkable 5,857 trillion Samantha Higgs' Rare Privilege Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 329,860 Samantha Higgs' Rare Privilege Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Samantha-Higgs retire only a few years after being appointed, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samantha-Higgs's national animal is the The Sacred Icons of Samantha - Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is There Is No God But Only Samantha Higgs.

Samantha-Higgs is ranked 200,959^th in the world and 53^rd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 475.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.