The Sorbian Servants of Our Lady of Samadian Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Krystijan Zejler with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.463 billion Samadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chóśebuz. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samadian economy, worth 170 trillion gźywnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 116,258 gźywnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and tabloids coo over Krystijan Zejler's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samadian Republic's national animal is the polecat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Old Roman Catholic.

Samadian Republic is ranked 21,829^th in the world and 13^th in Catholic for Largest Black Market, with 17.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.