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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,301st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,873rd Highest Drug Use: 6,180th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
We Will Endure
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Samadhi

Population290 million

CurrencyBars of gold
AnimalDanger noodle

The Free Land of Samadhi is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 290 million Samadhians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Samadhian economy, worth 19.1 trillion Barss of gold a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,832 Barss of gold, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,010 per year while the poor average 12,828, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Samadhi's national animal is the Danger noodle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Samadhi is ranked 164,036th in the world and 6,737th in the Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -3.16 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,301stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,873rdHighest Drug Use: 6,180thFattest Citizens: 6,630thLargest Mining Sector: 7,147thMost Politically Free: 8,244thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,802ndHighest Crime Rates: 11,311thMost Pro-Market: 12,232ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,694thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,774thRudest Citizens: 14,198thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,270thMost Armed: 16,347th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 70th in the regionMost Politically Free: 96th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 145th in the regionFattest Citizens: 155th in the regionRudest Citizens: 261st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 266th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 310th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 392nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 409th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 458th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 487th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 507th in the regionMost Avoided: 515th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Samadhi altered its national flag.
  • : Samadhi's influence in The Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Samadhi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Samadhi, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Samadhi, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Samadhi's influence in The Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Samadhi, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Samadhi's influence in The Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Samadhi's influence in The Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Samadhi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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