The Now Retired of Salvarity is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Insaniac with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.282 billion Salvarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soluain. The average income tax rate is 2.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salvarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,997 trillion Marian Denariis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 209,870 Marian Denariis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Soluain" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Salvarity's national animal is the Salvarian Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the Most High Gods.

Salvarity is ranked 205,821^st in the world and 31^st in The Empire of Mare Nostrum for Longest Average Lifespans, with 37.83 Years.