The Disputed Territories of Salmagundi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning Three-toed Vagrant Fancy population. The hard-working population of 12.147 billion Salmagundians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Salmagundian economy, worth 574 trillion whims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,264 whims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Salmagundi's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Salmagundi's national animal is the Three-toed Vagrant Fancy.

Salmagundi is ranked 264,617^th in the world and 9^th in Dabble Zealous Oscar Crimson for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 666.62 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.