Population | 9.802 billion |
Capital | Dunbarline |
Leader | King John II |
Faith | The Holy Shrine of Dr Owl |
Currency | Yet |
Animal | Bear |
The Kingdom of Salibaic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King John II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.802 billion Salibaicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunbarline. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Salibaician economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion Yets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,470 Yets, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, and King John II is plotting to coup the Pacific (Salibaic has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salibaic's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Holy Shrine of Dr Owl.
Salibaic is ranked 3,569th in the world and 1st in Heart for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 41,370.17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
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Salibaic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Salibaic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
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Salibaic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Salibaic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
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Salibaic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
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Salibaic lodged a message on the Heart Regional Message Board.
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Salibaic's influence in Heart rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Salibaic lodged a message on the Force Regional Message Board.
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The Commonwealth of Hua appointed
Salibaic as Lord Founder of Heart with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Heart.
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Salibaic's influence in Heart rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".