The Kingdom of Salibaic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King John II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.802 billion Salibaicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunbarline. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Salibaician economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion Yets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,470 Yets, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, and King John II is plotting to coup the Pacific (Salibaic has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salibaic's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Holy Shrine of Dr Owl.

Salibaic is ranked 3,569^th in the world and 1^st in Heart for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 41,370.17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.