by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,194th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Today a Kingdom, Tomorrow an Empire
King John II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.627 billion

LeaderKing John II
FaithThe Holy Shrine of Dr Owl


The Kingdom of Salibaic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King John II with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.627 billion Salibaicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunbarline. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Salibaician economy, worth 481 trillion Yets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,071 Yets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salibaic's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Holy Shrine of Dr Owl.

Salibaic is ranked 202,455th in the world and 143rd in Force for Nudest, with 30 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,136thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,598thLowest Crime Rates: 12,778thBest Weather: 13,610thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,681stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,137thHealthiest Citizens: 17,659thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,230thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,619thLargest Governments: 18,957thLargest Black Market: 19,259thMost Authoritarian: 20,585thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,556thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,971st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the region

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