The Kingdom of Salibaic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King John ||| with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.838 billion Salibaicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunbarline. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Salibaician economy, worth 180 trillion Yets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,336 Yets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign envoys that want to visit Salibaic now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Salibaic as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salibaic's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Salibaic is ranked 60,034^th in the world and 2^nd in Power for Highest Economic Output, with 180 trillion Standard Monetary Units.