Largest Populations: 765th Most Stationary: 840th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 863rd
The Autocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mountain Paradise
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Autocracy of Saliba is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The democratic population of 28.402 billion Salibans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The Saliban economy, worth a remarkable 2,287 trillion gold nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Gambling. Average income is 80,522 gold nuggets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saliba's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saliba is ranked 126,670th in the world and 19th in Antarctica for Most Primitive, scoring -128.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Populations: 765thMost Stationary: 840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 863rdSafest: 965thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,434thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,628thBest Weather: 1,690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,465thLowest Crime Rates: 2,474thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,812thMost Influential: 3,061stHighest Economic Output: 3,320thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,462ndMost Pacifist: 3,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,786thSmartest Citizens: 5,482ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,710thLargest Governments: 7,130thTop
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Most Cultured: 8,920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,682ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,446th
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Most Average: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saliba's influence in Antarctica rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Saliba was struck by a Cure Missile from The Dominion of Toneor, curing 334 million infected.
  • : Saliba was struck by a Cure Missile from The Dominion of Toneor, curing 566 million infected.
  • : Saliba was struck by a Cure Missile from The Dominion of Toneor, curing 317 million infected.
  • : Saliba was struck by a Cure Missile from The Democratic Republic of Natilius, curing 15 million infected.
  • : Saliba was struck by a Cure Missile from The Democratic Republic of Natilius, curing 24 million infected.
  • : Saliba was struck by a Cure Missile from The Democratic Republic of Natilius, curing 10 million infected.

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