The Civilized Tribe of Salguod is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rendir Salguod with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 4.218 billion Salguodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rendir. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salguodian economy, worth 825 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,678 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, large sections of Salguod have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Rendir Salguod to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salguod's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Endeavor.

Salguod is ranked 6,206^th in the world and 200^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,303 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.