The Civilized Tribe of Salguod is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rendir Salguod with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.798 billion Salguodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rendir. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salguodian economy, worth 482 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,276 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, large sections of Salguod have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and glamping Salguodians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salguod's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Endeavor.

Salguod is ranked 114,908^th in the world and 4,630^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.02 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.