The Theodemocracy of Saletonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prophet Ædaam Urhabba with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.822 billion Saletonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faubridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Saletonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,349 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Faubridge Times is sold out, motels cater primarily to adulterers, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saletonia's national animal is the Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Jesus Christ.

Saletonia is ranked 63,796^th in the world and 1,097^th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 196.75 cheeks per square mile.