Largest Populations: 2,886th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,500th Highest Economic Output: 3,700th
The Feminine Feline Colony of
Corporate Police State
I Know What You're Thinking, I Can Read your Mind
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Feminine Feline Colony of Salems Den is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.271 billion Shadows are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Shadow economy, worth a remarkable 2,133 trillion Claws a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,306 Claws, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 573,548 per year while the poor average 8,483, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Salems Den's many privately-owned prisons, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the Black Panther is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Salems Den's national animal is the Black Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salems Den is ranked 146,294th in the world and 2nd in Cat Burglars for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Top
5%
Largest Populations: 2,886thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,500thHighest Economic Output: 3,700thMost Pro-Market: 4,354thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,318thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,546thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,483rdMost Avoided: 6,644thFattest Citizens: 7,332ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,524thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,557thTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,181stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,192ndMost Stationary: 9,213thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,170thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,683rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,499thLargest Black Market: 15,938th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens, Most Ignorant Citizens, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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