by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,165th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,339th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,723rd
The Crashed Spaceship of
Right-wing Utopia
May I recommend serenity to you?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population12.313 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Crashed Spaceship of Salaxians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.313 billion Salaxians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion Dirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 193,314 Dirks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,034,619 per year while the poor average 18,914, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Salaxians's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

Salaxians is ranked 5,918th in the world and 14th in Spiritus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 32,579.75 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,339thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,723rdMost Avoided: 1,750thFattest Citizens: 1,932ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,033rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,047thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,299thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,724thMost Efficient Economies: 2,864thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,945thLargest Mining Sector: 2,971stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,077thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,268thLargest Retail Industry: 3,371stMost Stationary: 3,454thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,906thHighest Economic Output: 4,331stMost Devout: 4,942ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,918thRudest Citizens: 5,946thHighest Average Incomes: 6,128thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,411thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,866thMost Pro-Market: 8,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,229thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,693rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,725thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,871stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,327thLargest Populations: 13,259thMost Influential: 14,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,481st
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the region

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