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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,291st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,405th Most Avoided: 1,900th
The Crashed Spaceship of
Right-wing Utopia
May I recommend serenity to you?
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Salaxians

Population11.103 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Crashed Spaceship of Salaxians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.103 billion Salaxians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,146 trillion Dirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 193,314 Dirks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,034,619 per year while the poor average 18,914, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Salaxians's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

Salaxians is ranked 33,877th in the world and 66th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.88 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,405thTop
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Most Avoided: 1,900thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,908thFattest Citizens: 2,061stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,192ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,237thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,039thLargest Retail Industry: 3,167thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,206thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,287thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,335thLargest Mining Sector: 3,343rdMost Stationary: 3,638thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,754thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,291stHighest Economic Output: 4,598thMost Devout: 5,137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,720thRudest Citizens: 5,830thHighest Average Incomes: 6,023rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,959thMost Pro-Market: 8,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,397thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,620thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,351stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,991stMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,962ndMost Influential: 14,062ndLargest Populations: 14,155thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,731stLargest Black Market: 18,420th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salaxians lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Salaxians was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Federation of Wuufu, curing 1 million infected.

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