The Prosperous Republic of Salanernterthwazva is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sckasipopal Silcanto with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.594 billion Salanernterthwazvians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silcantonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salanernterthwazvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,657 trillion Sckasis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,377 Sckasis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the Salanernterthwazva Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salanernterthwazva's national animal is the platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Silcantism.

Salanernterthwazva is ranked 1,542^nd in the world and 3^rd in New Western Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,448.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.