The Prosperous Republic of Salanernterthwazva is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sckasipopal Silcanto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.513 billion Salanernterthwazvians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silcantonia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Salanernterthwazvan economy, worth 981 trillion Sckasis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 217,427 Sckasis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Salanernterthwazva. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salanernterthwazva's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Silcantism.

Salanernterthwazva is ranked 205,522^nd in the world and 249^th in New Western Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -657.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.