The Prosperous Republic of Salanernterthwazva is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sckaspopal Silcanto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.217 billion Salanernterthwazvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raxomaxoblanton. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Salanernterthwazvan economy, worth 356 trillion Salanernterthwazvan Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 161,022 Salanernterthwazvan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salanernterthwazva's national animal is the platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salanernterthwazva is ranked 7,911^th in the world and 13^th in New Western Empire for Nudest, with 219.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.