The Blue Arab Republic of Salafi Sudan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yaqub Muḥammad with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.973 billion Sudanese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khartoum. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sudanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,812 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salafi Sudan's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Salafism.

Salafi Sudan is ranked 11,136^th in the world and 6^th in Pecan Sandies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.1 law-abiding acts per hour.