The Confederative Republic of Sal Anderro is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Il Precidence with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.934 billion Sal Anderrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cintante Dil Precidence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sal Anderran economy, worth 233 trillion Anderran Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 120,912 Anderran Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,536 per year while the poor average 26,468, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

The question of 'what is Il Precidence's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sal Anderro's national animal is the Pacifican Killer Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of the Willing Christianity.

Sal Anderro is ranked 198,562^nd in the world and 8,102^nd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 8.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.