The People's Republic of Sakha Jewish State is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 417 million Sakha Jews are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birobizdhan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The powerhouse Sakha Jewish economy, worth 35.0 trillion Sakha Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,900 Sakha Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,186 per year while the poor average 23,467, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime is totally unknown. Sakha Jewish State's national animal is the Amur Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sakha Jewish State is ranked 258,825^th in the world and 4,583^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -130.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.