The Federation of Sajnur is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.463 billion Sajnurans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javoser. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sajnuran economy, worth 97.0 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,273 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly. Crime is totally unknown. Sajnur's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sajnur is ranked 40,734^th in the world and 1,579^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.