The Nation of Saiwania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enitap with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 30.427 billion Saiwanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,732 trillion Saiwans a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,263 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and rumour has it Enitap needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Saiwania is ranked 1,811^th in the world and 33^rd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 793.84 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.