The Tyranny of Saiwania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mad Jack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 22.402 billion Saiwanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,163 trillion Saiwans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,488 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Toy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evil.

Saiwania is ranked 118,696^th in the world and 712^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 39.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.