The Nation of Saiwania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enitap with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.784 billion Saiwanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,113 trillion Saiwans a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,020 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Saiwania is ranked 238,085^th in the world and 1,168^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.