The Nation of Saiwania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enitap with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.381 billion Saiwanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,843 trillion Saiwans a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,514 Saiwans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, the Saiwanian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime is totally unknown. Saiwania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Saiwania is ranked 4,786^th in the world and 82^nd in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 221,514.22 Standard Monetary Units.