The Plutocracy of Saiwania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Oswald Cobblepot with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 19.828 billion Saiwanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,117 trillion Saiwans a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,076 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Saiwania to be bombproof, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Birds.

Saiwania is ranked 46,314^th in the world and 257^th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 0.45 Stalins.