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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 25th Largest Agricultural Sector: 43rd Most Secular: 181st
The Snowflakedom of
Democratic Socialists
How dare you!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population20.938 billion



The Snowflakedom of Saiwania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trump with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.938 billion Saiwanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,521 trillion Saiwans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,952 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Snowflake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Outrage.

Saiwania is ranked 858th in the world and 27th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 204.44 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rdMost Secular: 181stMost Efficient Economies: 199thMost Cultured: 454thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 573rdMost Developed: 576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 620thLongest Average Lifespans: 780thSmartest Citizens: 858thMost Beautiful Environments: 992ndSafest: 993rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,204thHighest Economic Output: 1,365thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,401stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,461stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,570thHealthiest Citizens: 1,663rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,771stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,802ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,096thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,495thMost Influential: 2,505thLargest Populations: 3,580thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,702ndLargest Governments: 3,795thHighest Average Incomes: 3,965thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,131stLargest Retail Industry: 4,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,532ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,510thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,127thMost Inclusive: 10,315thRudest Citizens: 10,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,802ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,194th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Saiwania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.


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