The United Socialist States of Saire Weevia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 520 million Saire Weevians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninum. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Saire Weevian economy, worth 47.1 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 90,587 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saire Weevia's national animal is the worker ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saire Weevia is ranked 55,441^st in the world and 320^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extreme, scoring 26.12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.