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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,990thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,226thMost Cultured: 10,610th
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
You Can't Stop Progress
Sodo Charwin Zabi
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Saint Zeon

Population8.323 billion

CapitalDeikun City
LeaderSodo Charwin Zabi
FaithZabi Zeonism

Currencybitcoin
Animalgiraffe

The Principality of Saint Zeon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sodo Charwin Zabi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.323 billion Saint Zeonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deikun City. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Zeonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,641 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military has gone fission for more funding, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, one-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited, and state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Zeon's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zabi Zeonism.

Saint Zeon is ranked 28,485th in the world and 10th in New Hyperion for Most Stationary, with 1,398.66162568932 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,990thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,226thMost Cultured: 10,610thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,554thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,743rdLargest Black Market: 13,287thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,079thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,023rdSmartest Citizens: 17,214thMost Developed: 17,815thHighest Economic Output: 18,687thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,644thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,534thMost Patriotic: 20,924thLargest Retail Industry: 22,715thMost Efficient Economies: 24,670thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,827thLargest Governments: 26,149thMost Stationary: 28,485thHighest Food Quality: 28,495th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saint Zeon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Zeon, state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Zeon, one-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Zeon, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Zeon, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Zeon, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Sodo Charwin Zabi to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Saint Zeon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Zeon, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Saint Zeon.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Zeon, Saint Zeonian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Zeon, the digital money revolution has cashed out.

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