The Little Commonwealth of Saint Theresa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Monsignor Bonner with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 17.35 billion Saint Theresans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisieux. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Saint Theresan economy, worth 721 trillion Lires a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,580 Lires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Saint Theresa are famed for their reasonable volume levels, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and Catholicism has been named as Saint Theresa's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Theresa's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Saint Theresa is ranked 151,292^nd in the world and 12^th in Vatican for Most Authoritarian, with 700.82 milliStalins.