by Max Barry

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The Very Merry Christmas of
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Saint Nicholas

Population4.558 billion

CapitalNorth Pole
LeaderSaint Nicholas


The Very Merry Christmas of Saint Nicholas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saint Nicholas with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 4.558 billion Saint Nicholasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Saint Nicholasian economy, worth 186 trillion clauses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,969 clauses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Reindeer owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk prosecution, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Nicholas's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Saint Nicholas is ranked 74,490th in the world and 34th in Christmas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.24 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the region

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