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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,613thMost Influential: 5,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,276th
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Saint Nations

Population928 million

CapitalSaintsland
LeaderThe Federal Council

CurrencySaint dollar
AnimalGreat Frigatebird

The Federation of Saint Nations is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 928 million Saintians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saintsland. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Nationsian economy, worth 132 trillion Saint dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 142,889 Saint dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime is totally unknown. Saint Nations's national animal is the Great Frigatebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saint Nations is ranked 9,761st in the world and 163rd in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,613thMost Influential: 5,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,276thNicest Citizens: 6,330thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,581stMost Inclusive: 8,254thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,566thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,761stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,179thRudest Citizens: 10,276thHighest Food Quality: 10,429thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,813thMost Efficient Economies: 12,034thHealthiest Citizens: 12,082ndMost Pacifist: 12,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,956thTop
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Most Developed: 13,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,757thMost Secular: 15,168thSmartest Citizens: 15,477thBest Weather: 15,735thHighest Average Incomes: 17,202ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,992ndLargest Governments: 18,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,116thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,542ndMost Cultured: 20,511thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,311thMost Politically Free: 22,821stSafest: 23,174thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,410thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,509th
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Most Politically Free: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionNicest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 149th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 150th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Saint Nations voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Saint Nations's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Saint Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.

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