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Most Pacifist: 6,832ndNicest Citizens: 7,628thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,779th
The Confederacy of
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The Holy Monkey
Saint Monkey X
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Saint Monkey

Population2.067 billion

LeaderSaint Monkey X

CurrencyHoly Monkeys

The Confederacy of Saint Monkey is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Saint Monkey X with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.067 billion Saint Monkeyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimpangutan. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Monkeyian economy, worth 239 trillion Holy Monkeys a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 115,708 Holy Monkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, television executives are interested in turning Saint Monkey X's zany home life into a sitcom, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Monkey's national animal is the Chimpanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monkeyterianism.

Saint Monkey is ranked 94,909th in the world and 1st in Monkey Empire for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 172,275 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Pacifist: 6,832ndNicest Citizens: 7,628thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,779thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,830thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,115thMost Inclusive: 8,304thHighest Food Quality: 8,938thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,097thMost Cultured: 9,373rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,519thBest Weather: 10,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,806thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,384thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 16,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,948thMost Developed: 18,989thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,181stLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,630thSmartest Citizens: 26,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 27,156th

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