The Most Serene Republic of Saint Killebrew is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cyrca Kalindra Mirabeaux with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.004 billion Saint Killebrewians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle Cove. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saint Killebrewian economy, worth 570 trillion debens a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,452 debens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Killebrew's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Killebrew is ranked 256,963^rd in the world and 569^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 0.79 flags saluted per person per day.