Population | 16.489 billion |
Capital | Kardashia |
Leader | President Pablo Psalm |
Faith | various |
Currency | Coinye |
Animal | Yeezus fish |
The Glorious Free Republic of Saint Kanye is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Pablo Psalm with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.489 billion Yeezies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardashia. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yeezie economy, worth a remarkable 5,835 trillion Coinyes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,893 Coinyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bizarre-looking creatures called 'Yeezus fishdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, the atmosphere in Yeezie boardrooms is turning more gay, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime is totally unknown. Saint Kanye's national animal is the Yeezus fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is various.
Saint Kanye is ranked 273,216th in the world and 193rd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Saint Kanye, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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Saint Kanye, the atmosphere in Yeezie boardrooms is turning more gay.
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Saint Kanye was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
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Saint Kanye, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Kanye, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Yeezus fishdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
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Saint Kanye, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
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Saint Kanye was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
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Saint Kanye, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
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Saint Kanye, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
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Saint Kanye, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.