Population | 16.507 billion |
Capital | Kardashia |
Leader | President Pablo Psalm |
Faith | various |
Currency | Coinye |
Animal | Yeezus fish |
The Glorious Free Republic of Saint Kanye is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Pablo Psalm with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.507 billion Yeezies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardashia. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yeezie economy, worth a remarkable 5,844 trillion Coinyes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 354,043 Coinyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Yeezies like vultures, nude art is becoming wildly popular, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is totally unknown. Saint Kanye's national animal is the Yeezus fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is various.
Saint Kanye is ranked 276,947th in the world and 195th in Atlantian Oceania for Fattest Citizens, with 0.97 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Saint Kanye, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
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Saint Kanye, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
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Saint Kanye, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
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Saint Kanye, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Yeezies like vultures.
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Saint Kanye, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
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Saint Kanye was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Saint Kanye, voting is voluntary.
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Saint Kanye, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Atlantian Oceania.
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Saint Kanye, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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Saint Kanye, the atmosphere in Yeezie boardrooms is turning more gay.