by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,508thMost Influential: 4,067thMost Patriotic: 12,142nd
The Rogue Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Money, Strength, Patriotism, and Weaponry
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Saint Horror

Population2.505 billion

CapitalNew Nekoland


The Rogue Nation of Saint Horror is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 2.505 billion Saint Horrorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nekoland. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saint Horrorian economy, worth 290 trillion Nitrogeniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,017 Nitrogeniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love New Nekoland" t-shirts, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, and it is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Horror's national animal is the Neko.

Saint Horror is ranked 36,953rd in the world and 1,109th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 43.48 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,508thMost Influential: 4,067thMost Patriotic: 12,142ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,920thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,838thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,410thMost Secular: 20,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,061stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,096thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,358thLargest Black Market: 24,379thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,820th
Most Patriotic: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 268th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 297th in the regionLargest Black Market: 315th in the regionMost Influential: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 531st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 542nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 561st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 562nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 632nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 642nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 658th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 688th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 710th in the regionMost Developed: 795th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 802nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 900th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 904th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 931st in the regionLargest Governments: 950th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 968th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,109th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,202nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,226th in the region

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