The Republic of Saint Cocionizz is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working population of 9.666 billion Saint Cocionizzians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The very strong Saint Cocionizzian economy, worth 561 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,108 baht, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saint Cocionizz's national animal is the dolphin.

Saint Cocionizz is ranked 246,206^th in the world and 10,292^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.17 law-abiding acts per hour.