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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,440th Most Pacifist: 4,094th Safest: 4,151st
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Saint Artica and the Nordic Kingdoms

Population2.514 billion

CapitalNew Roseport


The Confederation of Saint Artica and the Nordic Kingdoms is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.514 billion Norse are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Roseport. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norse economy, worth 256 trillion Kronęs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,085 Kronęs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, parents are legally not allowed to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Artica and the Nordic Kingdoms's national animal is the Porg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Artica and the Nordic Kingdoms is ranked 139,020th in the world and 14th in The Parliamentary Union of Nations for Most Average, scoring 29.5 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,440thMost Pacifist: 4,094thSafest: 4,151stMost Inclusive: 4,791stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,241stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,824thNicest Citizens: 5,849thMost Developed: 6,766thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,023rdBest Weather: 7,158thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,916thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,131stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,593rdMost Influential: 8,613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,759thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,876thHealthiest Citizens: 10,272ndNudest: 10,324thMost Politically Free: 10,794thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,356thSmartest Citizens: 12,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,166thLowest Crime Rates: 12,435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,459thMost Secular: 13,016thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,293rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,869thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,354thMost Cultured: 15,387thLargest Governments: 15,545thMost Income Equality: 17,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,952ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,104th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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