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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,528thMost Influential: 3,201stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,041st
The Syndicalist Federation of
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Saint Alban Islands

Population3.676 billion

LeaderFederation of Communes

CurrencySaint Alban tālā
AnimalAlbanese Kea

The Syndicalist Federation of Saint Alban Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federation of Communes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.676 billion Saint Albanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Albanese economy, worth 392 trillion Saint Alban tālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,797 Saint Alban tālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alban Islands's national animal is the Albanese Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Alban Islands is ranked 174,675th in the world and 306th in Thaecia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.45 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,528thMost Influential: 3,201stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,699thBest Weather: 5,869thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,554thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,900thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,166thMost Secular: 8,408thMost Developed: 8,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,025thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,754thHighest Drug Use: 10,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,184thRudest Citizens: 10,199thNicest Citizens: 10,899thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,022ndMost Pacifist: 11,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,893rdSmartest Citizens: 12,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,313thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,797thSafest: 12,905thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,201stHealthiest Citizens: 13,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,335thLargest Governments: 15,626thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,718th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the region

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