|Leader||Federation of Communes|
|Currency||Saint Alban tālā|
The Dark Blue Flag of Saint Alban Islands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Federation of Communes with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.202 billion Saint Albanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Albanese economy, worth 477 trillion Saint Alban tālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,530 Saint Alban tālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Saint Alban Islands is a bit more equal than the others, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alban Islands's national animal is the Albanese Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saint Alban Islands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
- : Saint Alban Islands's influence in S U C C fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Saint Alban Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
- : Saint Alban Islands's influence in S U C C fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Saint Alban Islands's influence in S U C C rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Saint Alban Islands created a new poll in S U C C: "Poll?".
- : Saint Alban Islands rejected a request from The Embassy for an embassy with S U C C.
- : Saint Alban Islands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
- : Saint Alban Islands appointed The Community of South Park City as Nr. 1 Puppet with authority over Appearance, Border Control, and Polls in S U C C.
- : Saint Alban Islands appointed The Holy Armed Republic of Fascesia as Nr. 1 Nation with authority over Appearance and Polls in S U C C.
Endorsements Received: None.