by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,457thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,336thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,832nd
The Dark Blue Flag of
Left-wing Utopia
Unity through Ejection of Liberals
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Saint Alban Islands

Population4.202 billion

LeaderFederation of Communes

CurrencySaint Alban tālā
AnimalAlbanese Kea

The Dark Blue Flag of Saint Alban Islands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Federation of Communes with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.202 billion Saint Albanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Albanese economy, worth 477 trillion Saint Alban tālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,530 Saint Alban tālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Saint Alban Islands is a bit more equal than the others, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alban Islands's national animal is the Albanese Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Alban Islands is ranked 10,794th in the world and 2nd in S U C C for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.14 Years.

Most Influential: 2,457thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,336thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,832ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,974thBest Weather: 6,084thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,238thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,350thRudest Citizens: 6,559thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,840thMost Developed: 7,789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,457thMost Secular: 8,710thMost Inclusive: 9,665thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,206thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,794thSmartest Citizens: 10,807thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,869thNicest Citizens: 10,932ndSafest: 11,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,078thMost Pacifist: 12,213thHighest Drug Use: 12,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,423rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,670thLargest Governments: 14,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,352ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,598thLowest Crime Rates: 17,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,527th

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